DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius